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Daddy come watch me….
I have a problem tonight…my kids say things to me that I would never allow another human being to say to me. I have thought about this over and over and growing up, I never knew some of the things that would come out of these small human beings mouths..
Tonight my little 2 yr old Peyton, came up to me and said, “Daddy, come watch me poo poo.” I said, “baby you just go poo poo and then daddy will come help you clean up.” That seemed rational to me. Well she then had the nerve to get mad at me. “DADDY!! COME WATCH ME POO POO!!”, “Baby, to be quite honest with you I dont want to sit there while you poo poo.” Crying now, “Daddy come watch me poo poo.” Then, as any good father would do I said, “Baby, Mommy wants to watch you poo poo!!” Off she went with a smile on her face! “MOMMY!!!!”
As much as I love being an extremely good father, I just can never see that conversation taking place with any other human on the planet….. Like out with a couple buddies..
“Hey Nick, dude I gotta go to the restroom, would you mind come watching me poo poo?”
“What? Jim that is disgusting and I dont ever want you to say that again.”
(Slamming his hand on the table) “Darn it Nick, then who is gonna watch me poo poo…”
I dont know, I just cant see that happening and to be honest, I never thought I would have such a conversation with another human being.
Im not sure what that had to do with anything, it was just weighing pretty heavy on my heart.
As I said before I am writing a book. I’m pretty excited about it. I will name names and I think you know who you are. So if I don’t live to see it published then you will know who did it.
For the rest of you send me an email on what I should name the book.
Nick.
